Blarg

Haiku Review

Peice of shit movie
Everything I hate in film
Maybe you'll like it?

I really really really hated this movie. I don't like movies that base their comedy solely on the embarrassment and humiliation of the characters and that is all this movie does. However I did find Puff Daddy to be FREAKING HILARIOUS! I was ready to walk out of that movie after the first five minutes but I wasn't able to because I was seeing it with a friend who was enjoying the film immensely. My one saving grace was that P Diddy was awesome in it, a comedic gem. Now I will say that just because I hated this movie so much doesn't mean I discourage anyone else from seeing it. It just wasn't a humor that I could relate to but anyone else could find that movie to be hilarious.

Dumb Laughs

I recently found a website called Not Always Right, a website dedicated to the inanities of working retail or any job where you deal with customers. I highly recommend it.

Boys Are Dumb

So a few weeks ago a few weeks ago a friend of mine randomly invited me to Scarborough Fair, which you are aware of because that is the last thing that I updated about. Now I use the term friend loosely, we’ve known each other for years but never really hung out outside of bars or music shows. But he wanted someone to go with and I wanted to go, win-win. Then he asks if I would like to go to a movie with him. We go and see Get Him to the Greek. A movie I hated thoroughly. But you know whatever we had fun. The next day he sends me a message saying “After two dates when are we getting married?” Now I know he’s fucking with me but I’m not sure to what end. The only safe reply I can think of is “lol, well I still want to see the Karate Kid” (note, I really do want to see it, it looks cute) to which he never replies. Then a couple days later I decided to ask him if he ended up buying that Edward Cullen cardboard cut out he was going to get for his mom, here is the conversation:
Me: Did you get Edward for your mom?
Him: I have not. When are we eloping?
Me: Maybe next week. You should get it for her and video her reaction. Like 2 girls 1 cup but with a gay vampire
Him: I totally should. How about the end of July?
Me: (giving up the distractions) Too hot. I’d rather have a fall wedding
Him: The summer in Texas is not very nice.
Me: lol no, unless you want to do it in a pool. We could get creative with pool noodle bouquets.

Now once again I know he is fucking with me. But I’m confused… Are we dating? Is that what this is. Not to say that I am apposed to dating, I think it would be great. I just need to know; am I just spending time with a friend, or am I dating a potential boyfriend? Either way is fine with me. I just need to figure out which. The not knowing is driving me NUTS!!!