I'm not emo I swear

Part of the reason this entry is so long is because I have to make up for not posting yesterday. I want you to know that I NEVER run out of things to talk or blather on about but sometimes I just don’t have the motivation to put it on paper. Yesterday was a bad day; I will make it up to you by making this a good day.

Haiku Review.
I previously mentioned that I have made it my goal to watch every Kiefer movie ever made. I’m actually nearing my goal and now that I have this blog I think it only fitting that I start giving brief reviews of the movies or shows I see in the artistic Haiku form.



The most recent movie I saw was Beat staring Courtney Love , and Kiefer Sutherland about Joan Vollmer and William S. Burroughs .

Take a great story
Sprinkle it with a great cast
Make it suck; that’s talent

Hope you like!!!

I didn't hate the movie but it could have been so much better. I’ll try to make a haiku entry for everything new that I see or hear in the entertainment would. It’s a neat way for me to put in my 2 cents without having to invest my entire blog to reviews of some kind. I also need to start a point system. For now, we’ll say 3 stars, but I’m going to make it more scientific.


Dumb laughs

I’d like to think I have an intelligent sense of humor, but that’s stupid because I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy. That being said I am going to introduce you to a few web sites that give me dumb laughs

fmylife.com : a great website where people submit the most embarrassing and effed up situations of their day/lives and you get to laugh at their misery

overheardinnewyork.com : a great website dedicated to the weird shit those Crazy Yankees say on a daily basis. The website also contains links to overheardonthebeach.com, and overheardintheoffice.com which are equally hilarious.

“Guy: So I was talking to this hot girl the other day, but then she told me she liked Bush.

Girl: Oh...she's a lesbian?

Guy: No! Bush!

Girl: Oh, the band.

Guy: No, Bush! She's a Republican!

Girl: Wait. What?!”
Oh "Bush" Puns, We'll Miss You Most Of All.

I have found that the blog is funnier if you read the heading after you read the quote. It’s like a bonus punch line. I moved the heading of this one to the bottom to illustrate what I mean. The same can be said for the overheard by sections. Some of the submitters are pretty clever. It’s like the use the same system of creating names as advice columnists. These are just a few of the dumb things that make me laugh and I’ll try to introduce something everyday that has given me a truly hearty laugh, not that lol bs, I mean… who do you know that says lol and actually laughs out loud?… no one that’s who.

Sexual Frustration

I feel a little cheated in life right now. I have so many great things going for me, namely my braces were taken off recently and I’ve quit smoking. Now the benefits of just these two things are great, but there is just one thing I cannot keep my mind off. I want, no I NEED some sex. Ever since I got my braces taken off I have just wanted to make out with SOMEONE and it has not happened and that makes me sad. I would have settled for that until I quit smoking. Ever since then my libido has been on a friggin RAMPAGE! I think this is just another tactic that my body is using to try to cope with the lack of nicotine. Something to keep me occupied, something that has the potential to be dangerous and addictive. Or it may have just been to long since the last time I got any. The last relationship I had couldn't even be construed as a real relationship. We were just friends with benefits, and that lasted a couple of years. I broke it off because i didn't want to just fuck anymore. I am beginning to miss the contact and affections that a relationship can offer. My hand against his cheak, rubbing his ears and hair, feeling his hand in mine, rubbing his fingers and he rubbing mine, the simple act of resting my head on his shoulder, or his in my lap, being able to kiss someone whenever i want, these are the things that I miss the most, more than sex, more than cigarettes.