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Haiku Review

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Pleasantly surprised
I think I'll buy this one
Pretty funny too

I really enjoyed watching this movie. It surpassed all of my expectations mostly because they were all low. Every review I would come across would say how bad this movie was. I thought it was really cute and funny. I would recommend it to anyone.

Dumb Laughs

*gigglesnort* I got a really good laugh out of this thanks to failbook a great site dedicated to idiots on the interwebs. As we all know I am obsessive so I spent 3 days just reading these posts. Time well spend I say ;).

Heartburn, Bloating, Jedi Needs Not These Things.

I found out today that I am allergic to Alka-Seltzer After 3 days of heartburn and having a lump in my chest I finally caved and bought alka-seltzer this morning. I had high hopes that it would cure what ailed me because I have never heard anything bad about it and was positive it would work. it ended up tasting awful but I had expected that. What I didn't expect was that my lips would start swelling to a very large size.

I didn't know what to do! I ended up calling my sister who told me to just take a Benadryl and see what happens. I figured that was the best way to go because I don't have very much sick time left and I need what I have for a surgery I intend to have. That is the only thing that kept me from freaking out because I am a very high anxiety person. I didn't realize it before but I've noticed that EVERYTHING makes me nervous! Well the good news is that the crisis has passed (obviously) I did not asphyxiate on my own tongue and I am still at work and didn't have to use any of my sick time. But I still have F**KING HEART BURN!!!!!

I am self centered, I used the word "I" 13 times!!!!