Hang on, let me find a pen...

In my job you never seem to be able to find a pen when you actually need one. In today's paperless society there's hardly ever need for one. When you don't need one they're everywhere, and when you do, there isn't want to be found for miles. That is pretty much how my creative process for my blog has become. I get great ideas while driving, on my lunch break, using the bathroom, but never in a place where I can actually write it down. Have no fear, i haven't encountered writers block just yet but I have learned a valuable lesson. ALWAYS keep a pen and paper handy otherwise my brilliance might as well be flushed down the toilet.

And now for todays

Haiku Review

Todays Haiku Review is brought to you by The Cowboy Way staring Woody Harrelson and Kiefer Sutherland

Catch it on TV
It's really cute and funny
But mostly boring

I really did enjoy this movie. I couldn't find it to rent though so I actually had to buy it on Amazon.com. Cost me a whopping $.01 the shipping however was $2.95. I thought the fact that the shipping cost 295% more than the item I purchased was pretty hilarious. I also think it's great how statistics can make numbers seem more extreme than they actually are.

Dumb Laughs


Today a friend posted that his daughter was being overly polite so it scared him into thinking that she had something wrong. Fortunately it turned out that she just had manners however it did inspire another friend of mine to post a link to
http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/ a cute little page about all of the shit kids are capable of. After looking at that site I realize how thankful I am to remain an auntie :)

Can Someone Cringe to Death?

I hate watching movies that thrive on embarrassing situations. As a matter of fact i hate watching any embarrassing moments on screen. Whenever I come across an embarrassing scene on tv or in a movie I tend to walk away or skip ahead. I don't know why I'm like this but I cannot stand to watch it. It's like I feel everything that they feel and I can't handle it a lot of the times. I've missed a lot because of that and I know that I shouldn't take it seriously and that it is all fiction and that it's all for entertainment, but I'm such an empathetic douche that I can't help but feel for these imaginary people. Same happens to me when I watch thrillers. It's why I stopped watching Weeds. I couldn't keep watching it, I have enough of real stress in my life, I don't need the imaginary kind. My friend thinks it's hilarious that I watch 24 because if there was a definition of stressful tv 24 would be the picture example. She also thinks it's hilarious that I call them stressful but now she does too.